I sometimes throw my phone in the garbage can
And shake it up
Shake it, shake it, shake it up, shake it up
Throw it on the ground, throw it out my window
Shake it, shake it, kick it, kick it
Kick it down the street, shake it up, shake it up
Th- take my phone out of the garbage can
Throw it down the street even more
Run over it with a car, back up over it again
Get out of the car
Get on my knees and my hands and cry and beg for my phone back
Before tossing it into Lake Michigan and then fishing for it
And then swallowing it for dinner
But um...
Anyway