Made one too many bad decisions
Tried to right too many wrongs
I ain't looking for forgiveness
I'm just trying to sing my song
Well, they took me to the station
They read me all my rights
Well they threw me in the tin can
And they left me there all night
I get stoned I get stoned
I get stoned I get stoned
Well, my wife's become my girlfriend
Now my girlfriend, she's my wife
I've been holding on at gunpoint
The other one, she's got a knife
I've been reaching for salvation
Someone to just hold me tight
I've been wide awake all morning
Gonna be real jacked up tonight
I get stoned I get stoned
I get stoned I get stoned
I've been smoking them old roaches
I've been drinking motor oil
I've got ghosts inside my closet
Waiting on my pot to boil
I get stoned every morning
Till I can't walk no more
Well, then I light up in the evening
Till I'm crawling on all fours
And I get stoned I get stoned
I get stoned I get stoned
I get stoned