[ Featuring the Wretched Brethren ]
Well a good wench she won't turn you in tomorrow
She won't share your bed
Then whistle for the law
A good lass she'll stand at your side
With blunderbuss and cutlass high
The navy better run for their f*cking lives!
We'll I'm not the only one with a weapon in my pants
But I'm never gonna quit 'til your booty's in my hands!
I slide down the mainsail and what do I see?
A pegleg woman come walkin' up to me
She screams no quarter and I'll not fail!
Dead men tell no tales
Well a tavern wench has always got her assets
She won't pilfer coins
Or water down the rum
Well a good lass she just lets it flow
The taps will turn 'til the morning comes
This taverns gonna rock the f*cking world!
We'll I'm not the only one with a weapon in my pants
But I'm never gonna quit 'til your booty's in my hands!
I slide down the mainsail and what do I see?
A pegleg woman come walkin' up to me
She screams no quarter and I'll not fail!
Dead men tell no tales
Don't you bloomin' say a word!
A lady pirate has to be a warrior
Sending broken hearts to Davy Jones
Well the pirates life's the life for her
God help the men that hold her down
She'll smash and burn
Then blow this f*cking town
We'll I'm not the only one with a weapon in my pants
But I'm never gonna quit 'til your booty's in my hands!
I slide down the mainsail and what do I see?
A pegleg woman come walkin' up to me
She screams no quarter and I'll not fail!
Dead men tell no tales
Don't you bloomin' say a word!