Doctor Blight, the brilliant scientist, no longer wants to tolerate the environmental protection of our planet caused by people's exaggerated morals and ethics
She creates five rings with devastating powers for five chosen ones
For Looten Plunder from America, the power of deforestation
For Duke Nukem from Australia, the power of super radiation
For Sly Sludge from Italy, the power of smog
For Verminous Skumm from China, the power of toxics
And for Doctor Blight herself, the power of hate
When these five devastating forces combine, they create the most powerful destroyer on Earth
Captain Pollution
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With deforestation's cleave, radiation's glow, smog's thick weave
Toxins that in waters seethe, and hatred that does never leave
These powers, in him interleave, a future for man, he does conceive
Hear what Captain Pollution has to say because looting and polluting is the only way
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Captain Pollution thrives, he's on a quest, absorbs radiation, smog, and toxic zest
His might grows as he ingests, standing tall, an unstoppable conquest
Master of chaos, with power compressed, in his veins, the world's darkness is expressed
Hear what Captain Pollution has to say because looting and polluting is the only way
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Captain Pollution, his powers unite, erases the green with his fearsome might
With hatred and toxins, he fights the good fight
Cleansing the Earth of the moralists' blight, banishing them from day to night
Hear what Captain Pollution has to say because looting and polluting is the only way
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Captain Pollution's power now soars beyond his peers, not bound by any ring
His creators he outgrows, extinguishing their flame with a single swing
With Earth a shadow of its past, his dark crusade to the stars he'll bring
Spreading his polluted gospel, a cosmic conquest under his wing
Hear what Captain Pollution has to say because looting and polluting is the only way
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By your polluting powers combined, I am Captain Pollution
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Hear what Captain Pollution has to say because looting and polluting is the only way
Captain Pollution