[ Featuring John Bolton ]
[Vlad:]
Ever since that first day I saw you at court
I knew I was beneath you
[Lily:]
You were right, darling. You were
[Vlad:]
I noticed you across a room
The most exquisite rose
The tiniest tiara and
That haughty little nose
I flirted with you shamelessly
[Lily:]
Or so the scandal goes...
The Countess
[Vlad:]
And the common man
We tiptoed off to Peterhof
To have a royal fling
[Lily:]
My husband was oblivious
Counts never know a thing!
[Vlad:]
And all of it was perfect...
[Lily:]
'Til you stole my diamond ring!
[Vlad & Lily:]
The Countess
And the common man
[Vlad:]
Cologne in the bedclothes
The pastry and wine
[Lily:]
And under the table
Your foot touching mine
[Vlad & Lily:]
And how my heart beat
When you sent me "our sign"
[Lily:]
I loved you...
[Vlad:]
You loved me
And oh, it was simply
[Vlad & Lily:]
Divine...
[Vlad:]
Who would have known
My little rose
We're back where we began
[Lily:]
And I suppose
That you'll propose
Another sneaky plan!
Which I'll resist...
[Vlad:]
Until you're kissed
[Vlad & Lily:]
For nothing's better than...
[Lily:]
The countess
[Vlad:]
And the common man...
[Vlad & Lily:]
The countess
And the common man
