Carr - Christmas Is Coming Lyrics

I'm sitting here like a kid psyched for Christmas
You're first on my wishlist
Been ready to go
Im gettin impatient
Tied up in your basement
Your submissive hoe hoe hoe

I'm counting the minutes
For hugs and your kisses
Got egg nog and Guinness
The rooms spinnin slow
Sure I'm not sober
F*cked up since October
Your drunk little hoe hoe hoe

Candy canes gum drops and Ginger bread houses
Snow angels, Mistletoe I'll teach you all about it
Ill give you somethin to do
If Christmas is coming then so are you

I'll sing you a carol
In slutty apparel
Anything you want
Yeah I'd do it for you
Start at the North Pole
Take you to my south hole
Your sweet little hoe hoe

Candy canes gum drops and Ginger bread houses
Snow angels, Mistletoe I'll teach you all about it
I'll give you something to do
If Christmas is coming then so are you