Johnny is a villain
But he's super hot
Tyler is a liar
But he hits the spot
Dylan he's a bullshitter
That's all I got
Mikey is a gold digger
But Mr. Clause
I can't help who I wanna kiss
Its every single man on your naughty list
Goin to the North Pole
I'm gonna steal myself a copy
I don't mind the ice cold
When I'm feelin extra jolly
I'm Sorry Santa
I need this more than you
Guess I'm a bad girl too
Now which one do I choose
Ryan likes drugs
But he loves his mom
Bobby is a drunk
But we get along
Matt doesn't have a filter
That's all I got
Tommy is a psycho killer
But Mr. Clause
I can't help who I wanna kiss
Its every single man on your naughty list
I'm sorry Santa
I need this more than you
Guess I'm a bad girl too
This Christmas is better than the last
Cause everything i really want are things I shouldn't have
This Christmas the best I ever had
Cause everything i really want are things
I shouldn't have