I sit wondering where you went
We had so many good years together
I just woke up one day and you were gone
I'm not sure if I can just soldier on
You and I were such a team
Such passion, you were delicious
Now I'm drowning in my husband's disappointment
So I sigh, and use this estrogen ointment
What'll I do without you, my libido
Without you, men are just - friends
Must I be through with you, dear libido
Want my unbridled lust back again
You were always such a trial
Conspiring to make me a strumpet
But now your absence has me turning
To concoctions I'd rather be spurning
Astroglide and Provestra
These artificial things just don't cut it
Please inject me with some sinful tonic
For my urge has become subatomic
What'll I do without you, my libido
Without you, men are just friends
Must I be through with you, dear libido
Want my unbridled lust back again
Wouldn't blame him if he left
I'm just like a dried up oasis
Could they invent a female Viagra
Make me wet like the falls of Niagara
Since you've left me all alone
I have to accept some big changes
Instead of one the guys keep their eyes on
I've become a receding horizon
What'll I do without you, my libido
Without you, men are just friends
Must I be done with you, dear libido
Want my unbridled lust back again
Want to think impure thoughts once again
Want my unbridled lust back again