I'm as cool as a Motherf*cker
I'm just naturally smooth when I operate
But not suited to tolerate
Any dude that hollers like a fool when we conversate
Don't be foolish and concentrate
Walking in my path is not a move you should contemplate
Better choose to cooperate
Or I'll take your wife and kids on a food at McDonald's date
Your kids'll be calling me Uncle Champz
I usually have a lust for tramps
But I must advance
In getting with a cute soccer mom with some jugs implants
Who says her husband Lance
Doesn't care about her love for plants
Or custom lamps
And being with a man like me who understands
Makes her wanna take off her underpants
Goddamn
She said he never tells her she's beautiful
I say that's so unusual
All the shit that you've done for that prick's indisputable
He's so f*cking delusional
He's so juvenile
Actions are inexcusable
He don't care that he's losing you
When I slide in it slowly she sings like a musical
Then I switch the tempo
Kissed her temple
Gave her money for Lyft through Venmo
Sick and mental
Influential
It's essential
Making a rapper wince and tremble
I could piss potential
And disassemble
Anyone with legit credentials
On a instrumental
Y'all have been resentful
A dude form of a woman who's pissed when menstrual
I'm not finished
F*ck yall I don't want no convo
Get a combo pronto
Yo soy el guapo blanco
My mind frame is in a cosmos condo
Inter dimensional bravado capo
Tryna say you're a dog like a blue nose pit but you're really more like a Lhasa Apso
Y'all are not so macho
You're a Costco nacho
Vs a hostile bronco
I can spit over anything and murder it whether jazz or a bongo mambo
The rap version of Picasso Pablo
Like a god flow Drago
All my opps are Apollo
And I'll break em like I'm f*cking driving a Tahoe on a choco taco
You ain't gotta like me I'm still cool as a motherf*cker
35 and still rap cause I'm cool as a motherf*cker
What more can I say bitch I'm cool as a motherf*cker
I know you just hate that
You just hate that don't you
You ain't gotta like me I'm still cool as a motherf*cker
35 and still rap cause I'm cool as a motherf*cker
What more can I say bitch I'm cool as a motherf*cker
I know you just hate that
You just hate that don't you