Listen up close people of Truffletown
A figure stopped by and left some bones on the ground
Listen to those whispers in town
The woodman is around
Tata tata, oeh yea
It's a tale of a boar in the kingdom next door
Drinking liquor like water
But he couldn't be bothered
Saving his people from
The Woodman's slaughter
Who's there outside in the bushes tonight
Lurking with its lime green eyes at the strangers passing by.
Go hide in your homes
While we are jamming to the Woodman song
It's the Woodman
He's coming for you. Looking
Yeah it's a good jam
Screaming like ow yeah
Listen up close people of Truffletown
A figure stopped by but he's gone for now
Don't you be fooled
He's not gone so soon
The woodman is around
BOO!!!
(Dom, dom dom, dada dom dom...)
When the spirit took this child,
It warped his body and his mind
Just to see if he could find
That little spark to the divine
Consequences followed soon
As that hateful power grew
In the little boy that we once knew
Boar prince oh, how we loved you
Remember what you see
When you take a last look at me
While you still can, flee
(Dada dom dom dom dom dom)