I do da Clarissa sat on a wall
I do da Clarissa's child lost a doll
It is rumor that I do da Clarissa fell
No one really knows or they will never tell
All the kings horses
And all the king's men
Had to find out Who, How, Why, and When
I do da Clarissa seems SO broken
By such a trivial minuscule token
I do da Clarissa's child
Had a doll stole away
Someone heard someone whisper
Now we can no longer stay
There must be restitution
A course of action, a contraption to alleviate
All of this dissatisfaction
Summon the elders and all the king's men
We must make I do da Clarissa whole again
Order the watchmen to their stations
We must rectify this situation
Put the all seeing eyes
In all their secret places
Even out in open spaces
Seek advice from no one
Seek no other opinion
Don't believe this lie is true
The deaf man heard it too
I heard somebody mumble
Felt their words as they hit the floor
Then we too can no longer stay
We can't stay here anymore
Wait I've felt that sound before
Then somebody shouted, spouted out it.
One minute all is well, wait another minute
And you can never tell
The sound that was heard was only a word
When I do da clarissa fell
No it wasn't a literal wall
Wasn't a literal fall at all
That made all fall apart
Just a bitter seed of anger
Buried deep within the darkness
Of I do da Clarissa's heart
So all the kings horses and
All the king's minions
Gathered the details
To get the king's opinion
Some wrote notes, some took notes
Some of the notes that
Were wrote were taken
By all accounts and huge amounts
The kingdom had been shaken
Some took the notes that were wrote
Across the chasm, over the moat
Into the chamber of the king
To find out the meaning of this
Seemingly trivial thing
Gonna get to, to the chamber
To the chamber of the king
The king asked what's all this talk
About I do da Clarissa falling apart?
What of the child, and what of the doll
And did they ever even really fall at all?
Are these not our main concerns after all?
Well the doll had been found
It was never really lost
It was right by the child
Right where it was tossed
Then somebody heard somebody hearsay
Then we too can no longer stay
Then the king spoke with great wisdom he said
This problem we have, Has its own resolve
I do da Clarissa will leave and take the child and the doll
Along with this heart full of anger and all
So you see? Understand my angle
A dark bitter heart can be a great danger
A threat hidden in the dark, like propane near a spark
It will explode through the masses until we all fall apart
Along with the horses and all of the minions
Then there will be no one left here to hear my opinion
And nobody left to hear someone say and we too can no longer stay
What is a king that has not a kingdom
Even a dumb king would think that's a dumb thing
That would be a dumb thing even to a dumb king
So all the king's horses and all the king's minions
Heeded His wisdom and valued opinions
Made race to the place and spotted the face
Escorted I do da Clarissa, child and the doll
Up to the highest peak of the wall
Out of the masses a sound echoed out
I do da Clarissa, child and the doll
South is you're kingdom, have a great fall