I seen the news I know the score
They sure grow 'em pretty in Baltimore
Now you never aimed to be no typical girl
You just shave off your eyebrows and you rule the world
We had nothing to do, nowhere to go
But there's midnight movie at the picture show
As the credits rolI I could just be me
In that big pink dress you set me free
There was Roman Candles, Eat Your Make up, Mondo Trasho
Pink Flamingos, Female Trouble
Polyester, Hairspray
Through the pearly gates went my trashy queen
With a mouth like a sailor but lips so keen
We're stuck down here while you're way up there
With a buncha hunky angels in their underwear
There was Roman Candles, Eat Your Make up, Mondo Trasho
Pink Flamingos, Female Trouble
Polyester, Hairspray
I seen the news and I know the score
They sure grow 'em pretty in Baltimore
Now asshole-ism is still a crime
We're just normal f*cking people but you're Divine
There was Roman Candles, Eat Your Make up, Mondo Trasho
Pink Flamingos, Female Trouble
Polyester, Hairspray