My friends think we hang out too much
I think the opposite, I can't get enough
Ignore my friends, they haven't seen
The total grams you provide of protein
In some rice or just fried in a pan
It's so convenient that you come in a can
At the store I'll buy two thousand seven hundred and eight
'Cause you have such a distant expiration date
Baby, I'll do Everything for you
Baby, I'll do Anything for you
There ain't Nothing that I won't do
Cause you've bean there any time I needed you
I realize there's some confusion about your name
Some people say, "it doesn't matter, it's the same"
But any fool who calls you "chickpea" doesn't know
That your real name is garbanzo
Baby, I'll do Everything for you
Baby, I'll do Anything for you
There ain't Nothing that I won't do
Cause you've bean there any time I needed you
They try and put me down
Say that I'm acting a clown
I've tried other food
It led me to conclude
Baby, I'll do Everything for you
Baby, I'll do Anything for you
There ain't Nothing that I won't do
Cause you've bean there any time I needed you