CHEESEDADDY - Shit My Pants (feat. Lil Monto) Lyrics

Shit my pants on a Monday, clean it up on a Tuesday
Shit my pants on a Tuesday, clean it up on a Wednesday
Shit my pants on a Wednesday, clean it up on a Thursday
Shit my pants on a Thursday, I don't clean shit on Friday
Shit my pants on a Monday, clean it up on a Tuesday
Shit my pants on a Tuesday, clean it up on a Wednesday
Shit my pants on a Wednesday, clean it up on a Thursday
Shit my pants on a Thursday, I don't clean shit on Friday

Why can't I change?
I know that I'm wrong, but it won't go away
The pants will get changed, but the stench always stay
The color done faded, the backside is stained
But the evidence wipes when I get them replaced
I know you're sick of cleanin' up my mess, apologizin' lost it's sense
Every single night I'm shittin' the bed, I ain't askin' no consent
I try so hard to clean up, but why I keep shittin' myself?
Short term solutions ain't really no help
Clean up ain't teach me to take off my belt
It's always "tomorrow I'll clean what I smell"
And it's never "today I will learn when to shit"
I always complain that I feel overwhelmed
But maybe that's just cause I'm covered in shit

I'm so sick of wiping every time I shit my pants
And so are you
You're done with this too
I'm so sick of wiping every time I shit my pants
And so are you
You're done with this too (You know shit don't change)

Shit my pants on a Monday, clean it up on a Tuesday
Shit my pants on a Tuesday, clean it up on a Wednesday
Shit my pants on a Wednesday, clean it up on a Thursday
Shit my pants on a Thursday, I don't clean shit on Friday
Shit my pants on a Monday, clean it up on a Tuesday
Shit my pants on a Tuesday, clean it up on a Wednesday
Shit my pants on a Wednesday, clean it up on a Thursday
Shit my pants on a Thursday, I don't clean shit on Friday (Hygiene)

Shawty got me feelin' so shitty when I go to the bathroom, I don't even wash my hands
And I'm finna pull up to your city in the big black truck with the shitty boys all in the van
I've been feelin' shitty through the damn day, I've been feelin' shitty through the damn night
Shawty shit herself on a Tuesday, and you know bitch that ain't right
I really hate when I take a shit and the dookie log be longer than my damn meat
And now I gotta use toilet paper when I wipe my ass, nothing comes up on my sheet
F*ck it while I'm in here, finna meet my meat
Yeah, right here on the f*cking toilet seat
And nobody can prove it cause they cannot see
I was f*ckin' on your bitch but she shitted on me

Shit my pants on a Monday, clean it up on a Tuesday
Shit my pants on a Tuesday, clean it up on a Wednesday
Shit my pants on a Wednesday, clean it up on a Thursday
Shit my pants on a Thursday, I don't clean shit on Friday
Shit my pants on a Monday, clean it up on a Tuesday
Shit my pants on a Tuesday, clean it up on a Wednesday
Shit my pants on a Wednesday, clean it up on a Thursday
Shit my pants on a Thursday, I don't clean shit on Friday