I realize that we never met
I only know your screen
But I don't want a relationship
From everything I've seen
Well image isn't everything
But then again it matters
And I don't know how to say it
But your portrait doesn't flatter you
I saw your face up on Skype
I don't mean to insult you
But you're not my type
I may not have your Midas touch
And just your hairy eyeball
It's apparent that from what I see
That you're due for a recall
You need to find a new routine
Cause that one's getting old
You may think you're available
But you've been bought and sold