Chesspnoi - Gym 101 Lyrics

Went to the gym I drank a cup of coffee
Groans of men some of them pretty cocky
Dead lifting bench pressing to impress hoes
Who come to the gym late at night
With makeup no dress codes
Wait who the hell is wearing perfume
Or cologne working out alone
And you're breathing your breathing my ozone
Invading my personal space, bending over right beside me
Looked over long eyelash extensions is what I see
Those sitting around doing nothing time for you to go home
Weights all over the floor it's 101 why do you not know
You can filter those who came to put on a show
If you got more than two it's way too many dudes
Saw a lady bending over y'all blocking my view
She vlogging on her YouTube she doing yoga too
I don't mean to be rude but kids please move
And those weights go back on the racks, dudes
Put the weights backs (Get off the Bench)
Put the Put the weights backs (Get off Get off the Bench)
Put the weights backs (Get off the Bench)
Put the Put the weights backs (Get off Get off the Bench)
Put the weights backs (Get off the Bench)
Put the weights backs (Get off Get off the Bench)
Get out the gym if you don't know any etiquette
It's getting late lady was drinking her protein shake
Bending over in her yoga in front of my mirror space
Playing with my heart rate I kept my straight face
She stacked on more plates made her sets look like cake
Make no mistake man that's a strong bitch not all-inclusive
My wife gave me a time limit she said my travel time included
She said choose your workouts very wisely
She Face Timed me and directed me to show her my surroundings
She thinks I'm out she cheating with the ladies
She wants me to go home and feed the baby
Give me more tasks that's also weighty
Explain these texts from women who are crazy
No one I'm dating I'm mating
You're getting mad at me out of nowhere
You're saying that no matter what it is
Emergency life or death situation
You're not gonna answer your phone
That's what you're telling me right now
Who looks at...
That's what it sounds like
No, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no