Chris Albery-Jones - Fake ID Lyrics

I got it from a dodgy place in WC1
It cost me twenty quid but
It was worth it now it's done
It's got a little picture with
A hologram on top
It says that I'm a student
With a name that I made up

Plausible Youth Association
(La la la la la la la)
I've got a stamp on my wrist
And it's a license to get pissed (Yeah)

Tonight, when we go out
It will be different by far
'Cause last time I was there
They wouldn't serve me at the bar
I had to neck a quarter of
Cheap vodka in the queue
And half an hour later
Threw a bunder in the loo
Plausible Youth Association
(La la la la la la la)
I've got a stamp on my wrist
And it's a license to get pissed (Yeah)

And I swear I'll never drink again
At least not until next weekend

The girl behind the desk says
"Have you got any ID?"
I try for nonchalance
But spill my fags and drop my keys
I think she's gonna shake her head
But then she smiles and nods
Apparently, it's good enough
That I'm a member of a...

Plausible Youth Association
(La la la la la la la)
I've got a stamp on my wrist
And it's a license to get pissed (Yeah)