Chris Frisina - Carnival Cruise, Talkin' Blues Lyrics

You can gaze at your phone
When you feel alone
Check out the news
Just to catch some blues
I saw you dance on a Carnival Cruise
Looked like you had a ball
I got a heart that ticks off time
The doctor tells me it'll be just fine
It beats so hard keeps me up at night
Some shut eye would be alright
Just go when you feel low
Skip town when you feel down
Get high when your friends come around
Man I got a lot of friends
Tell a joke when you know you're broke
Sing a song when your money's all gone
I'll be back in the saddle before too long
I'm pinching pennies 'til the day I die
Could you spare a dollar for a stand up guy
Now I'm a junk yard dog you don't wanna pet
I'll be your microwave dinner by the TV set
I've been a hollow log ever since you left
Why'd you have to leave
But I found a new gal she's 6 foot three
Likes little guys so she chose me
I'm her little spoon she's my cup of tea
Watch it man she's hot
We live way out in the woods so nobody can see
When we get to jumping naked on my trampoline
Doing back flips and feeling free
No pads and rusty springs
My momma gave birth in a caravan
Left my daddy for the Allman Brothers Band
Lord I was born a ramblin' man
They wrote that song for me
We both found Jesus at the pearly gates
On a big billboard on the interstate
Call 1-800-KNO-UR-FAITH
Is it heaven or hell call now don't wait