The toughest lad that's ever been seen
Conor McGregor is lean and mean
His suits have class
He'll kick your ass
And bust your face and spleen
So, feck the black & tan
And the orange man
It's been 100 years
And a billion beers
Fight on, our Irish clan
So take a little lesson
From this Irish session
We'll fight together
In any weather
A fine celtic mess, son
So put up your pipes and fists
Our plot has many twists
For we'll take your life
Your wealth and your wife
Just one of our many trysts