Cities Never Sleep - Mrs. Claws Lyrics

This season warms my soul
The stockings hung from the fireplace look a little worn
It's cold outside
But it's warm in here
The gift you give me I'll unwrap slowly

Who new the naughty list could make me feel so good
When adulting turns to adultery
Even Santa Claus can lose

I've been such a bad boy this whole year
Your little helper to spread this Christmas cheer
While Santa Claus gets toys out of his pack
Mrs. Claus nails scratch right down my back
You've been such a good girl this whole year
You play cards right you'll get my Christmas cheer
While Santa Claus eats cookies, milk, and more
Mrs. Claus pins me down to the floor

Ho Ho ho under mistletoe
She's got me on the floor
I never thought that an older woman would make me feel new
Forget Stacy's mom, Mrs. Claus has got it going on
Who new the naughty list could make me feel so good
When adulting turns to adultery
Even Santa Claus can lose

I've been such a bad boy this whole year
Your little helper to spread this Christmas cheer
While Santa Claus gets toys out of his pack
Mrs. Claus nails scratch right down my back
You've been such a good girl this whole year
You play cards right you'll get my Christmas cheer
While Santa Claus eats cookies, milk, and more
Mrs. Claus pins me down to the floor

Dear Santa
I don't know if you take the time to read these but
I was wondering
Oh, I was wondering
How she fits underneath the tree?
Is she there for me?
I think she might be

We've been such bad boys this whole year
Your little helper to spread this cheer
Santa Claus gets toys out of his pack
Mrs. Claus nails scratch right down my back
You've been such a good girl this whole year
You play cards right you'll get my Christmas cheer
While Santa Claus is finishing his chore
Mrs. Claus shoves me right out the door