We live by the five second rule
Your food might be served cold
We'll make you wait longer if you cross us
And yell at all the kids for puttin' soda in the water cups
That's what we're paid to do
It's Mediocre food
Served with attitude
The customer is not always right
Service with a smile
Will not be in style
If you end up driving us insane
Empty ketchup bottles on every table
Because employment's unstable
Staples of the store
Like the broken lock on the bathroom door
The boss is too cheap to fix
It's Mediocre food
Served with attitude
The customer is not always right
Service with a smile
Will not be in style
If you end up driving us insane
When half the crew is outside smoking
The last thing that we wanna hear is
*Beep beep* "Front door open"