[ Featuring JGrrey, John Carroll Kirby ]
One, open it
Two, read it
Three, roll it in a ball
Four, throw it away
Five, forget about it
Six, light a cigarette
Seven, are you ready?
Eight, let's go
In my mailbox
There's a letter
Open it to see what's inside
In my mailbox
So many letters
Paper stacking up to the sky
What to do with it?
Let's roll it up
Roll it till we get so high
No jury duty
I ain't showing up
Cnd the DMV could use one less in line
Let me daydream
Cvoiding my responsibilities
Let me daydream
Once I'm done I'll get back up to speed
In my mailbox
There's a letter
Open it to see what's inside
In my mailbox
So funny letters
Telling me put my life on the line
What to do with it?
Let's burn it up
Burn it till we get so high
No active duty
I ain't showing up
I think the DMV just called me back in line
Let me daydream
Cvoiding my responsibilities
Let me daydream
Once I'm done I'll get back up to speed
Let me daydream
One, open it
Two, read it
Three, roll it in a ball
Four, throw it away
Five, forget about it
Six, light a cigarette
Seven, are you ready?
Eight, let's go
One, open it
Cre you ready? Let's go
