Cold Callers Comedy - Game Over Lyrics

Been 7 months since we broke up
And I've felt so alone since we've been apart
Told me to go and pack my things
But in my haste I left behind my Mario Kart
But she won't give it back
She's completed all the tracks on 150cc
She said Toad's Turnpike is the best
And I'll never touch her breasts again
And Rainbow Road is easy
It's not easy
No it's not easy

Gimme back, gimme back, gimme back
My Mario Kart
It's like you hit me with the blue shell
When I was leading from the start
Gimme back, gimme back, gimme back
My Mario Kart
Coz losing you was one thing
But this just breaks my heart

She said I was the Plumber to her Peach
As we laid out on the beach
During our honeymoon in Fiji
But now we've parted ways, said our goodbyes
It's like I'm losing every race
And I'm as sad as Waluigi (WAAHH!)
There's someone new in her abode
And they're always on Battle Mode
I think his name is Marshall
(I know his name is Marshall coz I went through his bins)
Love is pain and it hurts
It burns like lava spurts
It's just like Bowser's Castle

Gimme back, gimme back, gimme back
My Mario Kart
How can it be game over
When I can't even press start
Gimme back, gimme back, gimme back
My Mario Kart
Coz losing you was one thing
But this just breaks my heart
(You know it's technically stealing)

Life is like a race
There's many twists and turns
I guess I've got some shortcuts to learn
I can't forget those nights in Sherbet Land
You'd hit that fat penguin
And when I thought I'd finally win
You'd drop that banana skin

Gimme back, gimme back, gimme back
My Mario Kart (Give it back to me, babe)
It's like you hit me with the blue shell (Blue shell)
When I was leading from the start (I finally know what love is)
Gimme back, gimme back, gimme back
My Mario Kart (Give it back to me)
Coz losing you was one thing (One thing)
But this just breaks my heart