Your dreams are
Sinking fast
Just give in
They won't last
Under this
Blood red moon
It will devour you soon
I asked for
Applesauce
On the side
Not coleslaw
What is this
Some kind of joke
If it is
It's on you
Please just leave
I don't want trouble
In my diner
I'll call the police
I know you're mad
Who wouldn't be
But you're causing a scene
I'll call the police
Call the police
There's no need
I was just getting ready to leave
But I'm not
Paying my bill
Nor will I
Leave a tip
As I said
I am through
And this joke's
All on you
And this joke's
All on you
All on you
You
There's no need
To raise your voice
There's no need
To scream
Please just leave
I don't want no trouble
Please just leave
Or I'll call the police
So you see the diner owner
Stood up strong and brave
He stood up to the evil man
And kept his diner safe
So the moral of the story
Is for you to decide
But it probably has something to do
With a man and his pride