You thought it was a fart
But farts don't come out quite like that
You thought you'd squeeze real hard
Now you've got brown trim on your new white pants
Now you do a little dance
I saw the look on your face
I knew just what it meant
A brown storm was brewing
And you could not just hold it in
You took a little problem
And blew it right out your ass
I told you to heed my advice
You should have just let it pass
You thought it was a fart
It was but it was so much more
You thought you'd squeeze real hard
With a force that I'd never seen before
Now you know what's in store
I saw the look on your face
I knew just what it meant
A brown storm was brewing
And you could not just hold it in
You took a little problem
And blew it right out your ass
I told you to heed my advice
You should have just let it pass