ColdmaN5 - Burt Reynolds Is Coming Lyrics

Once a household name
Now a household shame
Burt Reynolds hides away
But once every full moon
And every eighth of June
He attacks the fair citizens
Of his hometown in Montana
It just so happens today is June 8th

Burt Reynolds is coming
Hide your children
Burt Reynolds is coming
Hide your daughters
Reynolds comma Burt's on his way
I said Reynolds comma Burt's on his way
And he's angry about the cancellation
Of his TV show Evening Shade

He attacks with the viciousness
Of any other Hollywood has-been
Taking out his frustrations
On the city that destroyed him
His eyes are red
His face is blue
And he attacks in groups of two
And next he's gonna attack you
Stay away from Montana
Stay away from Montana
Stay away from Montana
Stay away from Montana

Burt Reynolds is coming
Hide your children
Burt Reynolds is coming
Hide your daughters
Reynolds comma Burt's on his way
I said Reynolds comma Burt's on his way
And he's angry about the cancellation
Of his TV show Evening Shade

It's not like anyone watched it anyway
But it was Evening Shade