ColdmaN5 - Cheap As a Jeep Lyrics

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Corvettes and Fords
Horses and sheep
The muffin man and
Little Bo Peep
Little toy soldiers
Attack without warning
'Cause they're trained to do that

My Great Uncle Melvin
Is such a creep
And at Christmas he's as
Cheap as a Jeep

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Biscuits and rolls
Butter and toast
Cheesefat and bowls
Stealing your soul
Little Beau Bridges
Grew up to be
Such a fine actor
But the Academy
Doesn't think so
No they don't think so
No they don't like Beau Bridges
They don't think so

My Great Uncle Melvin
Is such a creep
And at Christmas he's as
Cheap as a Jeep

Yee hah
Yee hah
Yee hah
Yee hah