From the moment I first saw you
I fell deeply in love
I saw you take a bite and chew
And I saw the brand was Luvs
I know you want to be with me
But girl it all Depends
Don't give me no roses just bring me a box
Of Huggies size three
Through my windshield wipers
I saw you
Chewing on plastic diapers
Oh yeah girl
Until I saw you I believed
That I was the only one
That grabbed them right outta the box
And chewed them up like gum
The flavor lasts much longer
Than quarter-machine gumballs
The flavor tastes much stronger
Than wintergreen strip malls
Through my windshield wipers
I saw you
Chewing on plastic diapers
Oh yeah girl
You had my heart
From the moment you started chewing
Chewing on plastic diapers