Don't Throw Me No Magic Beans Video (MV)

Don't sell me no thin-crisp wafers
Don't chuck me no cat-tailed clock stuffers
Don't bite me off a chunk of that
I'll see what's in it for myself

I don't want to fly
And I don't want no beanstalk
So whatever you do
Don't throw me no magic beans

Do tell me my disco ball's broken
Do scorch my eyebrows with treble clefs
Do send me a postcard with RuPaul's hair follicles
Don't do anything I just told you to do

I don't want to fly
And I don't want no beanstalk
So whatever you do
Don't throw me no magic beans

Jack might be nimble
And Jack might be quick
And he just may jump over
A little candlestick
But fee fi fo fums
Aren't my cups of tea
So you can just go ahead
And save your magic beans

Don't throw me no magic beans
Don't throw me no magic beans
Don't throw me no magic beans
Don't throw me no magic beans