My war buds and I
Spend our long nights
Swapping stories of buddies dying
And wives lost
And all we do is laugh
Because we don't want to go home
These are some good times we share
Have a good night teddy bear
Let's all fall asleep at the Alamo
We all had a good time at the Alamo
All I want for my birthday
Is to get hit with a shoe grenade
So I get on my knees and I pray
That the shrapnel will blow off my face
The way it did for Colonel Sanders
And he went on to make chicken
In the afterlife
Talk about job security
These are some good times we share
Have a good night teddy bear
Let's all fall asleep at the Alamo
We all had a good time at the Alamo
We all pour a beer
And start to cheer
As people die all around us
And I laugh as I see my best friend die
The sight of a bullet to the eye
Makes me hungry for fish sticks
Is that normal or am I just sick
These are some good times we share
Have a good night teddy bear
Let's all fall asleep at the Alamo
We all had a good time at the Alamo
I shed a tear
When I learn it's time to go home
And I think about all the fun I had
Though most of it was alone
But no matter what happens
I want the whole world to know
I had a great time at the Alamo
I had a great time at the Alamo
I had a great time at the Alamo
I had a great time at the Alamo
And I'd go back again