I'll admit I made a mistake
But I see no need to apologize
Because where I come from
Love means never having to say you're sorry
If you're waiting for an "I'm sorry"
You'll be waiting for a while
Because it's not a big deal
And it's not my style
It's not my style
I never got an apology
For the awful tuna casserole you always made me
And oops I've said too much
I've said too much
I'll admit I've made a mistake
And that mistake was meeting you
But I come from the school of romance
Which states love means never having to say you're sorry
The problem is so small
You'd need a magnifying glass to see it
If it was in a newspaper
You wouldn't even bother to read it
And if it tickled your nose
You wouldn't even try to sneeze it
If it was a snack cracker
You wouldn't want to Cheez-It
I'll admit I've made a mistake
But love to me means I never have to say
That I'm sorry
I cheated on you