ColdmaN5 - MacDaddy Longlegs Lyrics

I'm like a spider
Only greener
I'm like a marble
Only meaner
I'm like a kidney
Only spleener
I'm like a hot dog
Only I'm a weiner

They call me MacDaddy
My legs are long
Hence the longlegs

I'm like a mess
Only neater
I'm like a can
Only I'm a liter
I'm like an inch
Only I'm a meter
I'm like a bike
Only I'm a 20-seater

They call me MacDaddy
My legs are long
Hence the longlegs

I'm like a sponge
Only more absorbent
I'm like a volcano
Only much more dormant
I'm like a Christian
Only I'm a mormon
Take out an m
And I'm just a moron
Or an ormon
Depending on which m you remove

They call me MacDaddy
My legs are long
Hence the longlegs

They call me MacDaddy
My legs are long
Hence the longlegs