MacGuyver Here, MacGuyver There, MacGuyver Video (MV)

Give him some string beans and a kazoo
And he'll be a ticking time bomb waiting to explode
Give him some bad news
And he'll misplace his shoes
Don't make him misplace his shoes

MacGuyver
A real live wire
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A real Limewire

I've got Silly Putty and a banana
I wonder if I could make a MacGuyver
The only catch to this problem is
Only MacGuyver knows for sure

MacGuyver
A real live wire

Now you can buy season one on DVD
Or you can just download it for free

Richard Dean Anderson thanks you
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