Martha Stewart's Root Beer Contract Video (MV)

One o'clock two o'clock three o'clock rock
You got yourself some illegal stock tips
Sold all your shares thought you were smart
Look where it landed you behind bars

You show us how to decorate
You smile as you cut the onions
You thought that you could do it all
You thought wrong

How were your ratings in prison
What did you teach the inmates
Did you teach them how to bake
Maybe how to decorate
I bet they taught you one thing
How to rape

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We've all got a piece of Martha Stewart in our hearts
Assuming we're money-grubbing criminals