Space age echoes and carbon dioxide
Ice age geckos and ribocardide
Blend all four and what do you get
Spaceeoniceocardiides
Landslide rubbers and ectoplasm
Maglite covers and "Phantasm"
Mix the four in a beaker and get
Electrolytes and a really bad flick
Don't mix what you can't see
And call it a career and call it entertainment
From here it's fun but don't you see
To them it's molecule and unusual punishment
Flagstrip metals and two-note dioxin
Don't read barrels that say anti-toxin
Get too close and breathe in too deep
And the molecules may get their revenge
As they crawl right under your skin
Cyanide and Flouride
Calamide and carbon monoxide
Mix them together and what do you get
Unfortunately this song
Unfortunately this song
Unfortunately this song
Unfortunately ping pong