Motion Detector Romance Video (MV)

I wanna show her how much I love her
The way I know she loves me
From the way she buzzes when I move
But I don't even know if it's a she
When I want her to shut up
I just stand still
When I want to hear her lovely voice
I move myself at will
Whenever I look into her metallic eyes
I see what I never had
A woman made of metal
A question mark and an ampersand
What is an ampersand
Isn't it ironic how it stands for and
And the word and is in it
I thought so too
Back when I had too much time on my hands

I'm in love with motion
I'm in love with a motion
I'm in love with a motion detector
There psychiatrist you happy
I said it

I was in love with a metal detector
So I'd put gold coins in my pocket
And let her glide over me
Glide all over my body
And listen to her buzz and beep
But now I'm leaving her behind
Because I've got an upgrade in technology
How I love this motion detector
And how I think she loves me
But it's really hard to say for sure
Maybe I'll make her take a lie detector test
But will that work
Can two detectors work together
Or do they just cancel each other out?
Either way I'm a total nutcase

I'm in love with motion
I'm in love with a motion
I'm in love with a motion detector
There psychiatrist, you happy?
I said it