I was a man on such a mission
That I forgot what that mission was
So I took over Korea
And I paratrooped to Liverpool
And I captured Osama bin Laden
And I sold his hat on eBay
Knock knock
Who's there
Kazoomikaze
Kazoomikaze who
I'm on another kazoomikaze mission
I was so focused to succeed
That I built a pair of robot soldiers
To clean and fight for me
So they traded goods with Bangladesh
And got premium oil for twenty-five cents
Then they ran out of batteries
So I traded them in for a pair of binoculars
Knock knock
Who's there
Kazoomikaze
Kazoomikaze who
I'm on another kazoomikaze mission
I was so happy by the end of the day
Because the whole world belonged to me
And I made new pen pals in Tokyo, Sweden
Then I reported to my commander
And told him what I had done
And he replied that's great
But all I asked you to do was
Polish my nails
Where are my nails polished
Knock knock
Who's there
Kazoomikaze
Kazoomikaze who
I'm on another kazoomikaze mission