Yeah so you're cleaning out your closet
And cleaning with haste
Don't apologize to your mama
And don't throw that away
One man's lipstick is another man's toothpaste
Brush your teeth with glide-on red
The everlasting kiss of the bristles
Massage what's left of your gums
Make a face and try to whistle
Not your cup of tea
I can tell by the look on your face
One man's lipstick is another man's toothpaste
When you try to smile the red shows through
But that doesn't mean it's a lie
When you try in might to cover it up
I can see it on your eyes
Don't try to brush me aside like your teeth
Because I'm much tougher than plaque
Besides I'm not FDA approved with flouride
And as for you well I'll roll you up like a tube
One man's fluoride is another man's tube