My bologna has a first name
It's R-O-C-K-Y
Float like a Butterball and sting like meat
Going head to head with Apollo Beef
Stickin' it with a right and a left
Takin' a purse of Miracle Whip
He's out to prove that he is the greatest
But he doesn't need five movies to prove it
Havin' a threesome with a pair of buns
Boxers not briefs have all of the fun
Shelf life of three months before he expires
Got to train fast to get to the gold
Training day and night he never tires
Can't afford to rest and wait for the mold
One by one he defeats his meaty foes
And he has to check the date on his package
Two weeks and three days to go
And the heavyweight meat title's at steak
Does Balbologna have what it takes
He'll be played by Sylvester Stabbone
So I'm sure that he'll do just fine
Falling in love with Adrian Porkchop
She really stands out in a crowd
Backed up against the ropes
Taking a flurry of punches
Don't worry I've got a feeling
He'll come back dramatically
Slow motion punches always win the fight
Rocky Balbologna is victorious!
Look a kid lookin' for a snack fix
Just put Balbologna between two pieces of bread
Adds the mayo and grabs a plate
Poor kid doesn't know he's about to eat
The heavyweight champion of the world
But someone else has to rise out of the ashes
Check the refrigerator because the next great bologna
Could be right under your nose
Well baking soda's more like it
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My bologna has a first name
It's R-O-C-K-Y
Float like a Butterball and sting like meat
Going head to head with Apollo Beef
Stickin' it with a right and a left
Takin' a purse of Miracle Whip
He's out to prove that he is the greatest
But he doesn't need five movies to prove it
Havin' a threesome with a pair of buns
Boxers not briefs have all of the fun
Shelf life of three months before he expires
Got to train fast to get to the gold
Training day and night he never tires
Can't afford to rest and wait for the mold
One by one he defeats his meaty foes
And he has to check the date on his package
Two weeks and three days to go
And the heavyweight meat title's at steak
Does Balbologna have what it takes
He'll be played by Sylvester Stabbone
So I'm sure that he'll do just fine
Falling in love with Adrian Porkchop
She really stands out in a crowd
Backed up against the ropes
Taking a flurry of punches
Don't worry I've got a feeling
He'll come back dramatically
Slow motion punches always win the fight
Rocky Balbologna is victorious!
Look a kid lookin' for a snack fix
Just put Balbologna between two pieces of bread
Adds the mayo and grabs a plate
Poor kid doesn't know he's about to eat
The heavyweight champion of the world
But someone else has to rise out of the ashes
Check the refrigerator because the next great bologna
Could be right under your nose
Well baking soda's more like it
It's R-O-C-K-Y
Float like a Butterball and sting like meat
Going head to head with Apollo Beef
Stickin' it with a right and a left
Takin' a purse of Miracle Whip
He's out to prove that he is the greatest
But he doesn't need five movies to prove it
Havin' a threesome with a pair of buns
Boxers not briefs have all of the fun
Shelf life of three months before he expires
Got to train fast to get to the gold
Training day and night he never tires
Can't afford to rest and wait for the mold
One by one he defeats his meaty foes
And he has to check the date on his package
Two weeks and three days to go
And the heavyweight meat title's at steak
Does Balbologna have what it takes
He'll be played by Sylvester Stabbone
So I'm sure that he'll do just fine
Falling in love with Adrian Porkchop
She really stands out in a crowd
Backed up against the ropes
Taking a flurry of punches
Don't worry I've got a feeling
He'll come back dramatically
Slow motion punches always win the fight
Rocky Balbologna is victorious!
Look a kid lookin' for a snack fix
Just put Balbologna between two pieces of bread
Adds the mayo and grabs a plate
Poor kid doesn't know he's about to eat
The heavyweight champion of the world
But someone else has to rise out of the ashes
Check the refrigerator because the next great bologna
Could be right under your nose
Well baking soda's more like it
Writer: Aaron Tom
Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid
Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid