Rosie O'Donnell went to McDonald's
One too many times
Rosie O'Donnell came from hell
And that's why she's a dyke
Rosie O'Donnell's got a big mouth
And a stomach to match
Her buttcheeks look like two big eggs
When's her ass gonna hatch
Rosie O'Donnell's got an opinion
And all of ours are wrong
As long as Rosie O'Donnell's living
She owns us all
I despise Rosie O'Donnell
That's why I wrote this song
No one loves Rosie O'Donnell
Quite as much as Rosie O'Donnell
Rosie O'Donnell
Wait this just in
Rosie O'Donnell's ass hatched dinosaurs
Let's go to Peter Jennings for the report