Song That Sucks Really Bad but Was Included Anyway Video (MV)

Pay your electric bill
Library books are overdue
Time for an oil change
Pick your kids up tomorrow
You left your oven on
Get plenty of rest
Your favorite show's coming on soon
It's time for a check-up

You're single now and you're in debt
Well it's too late it's too late
Signed up for online romance
You'll never get a date, never get a date
Moved out of your parent's basement
And into the garage, into the garage
You might've been on to something
If you had a job you had a job

You need milk and eggs
You are out of stamps
Your tank is on empty
Call off work tomorrow
Drink lots of water
Live life to the fullest
You know you could always
Murder your kids

You're still single and still in debt
You're out of time out of time
You don't seem to know it now
But you will die you will die
Didn't look both ways before crossing the street
Missed a semi you missed a semi
Your parents are sad that you've moved on
I told a lie just told a lie