This Is the Last Time I'm Gonna Tell You, Carrot Top! Video (MV)

"Did you pack the toilet seat
That potty mouth gag is my favorite
Did you remember the large clown feet
I need it for that joke on Yao Ming
Did you ever notice that guy's so big"

You're pissing me off again
I'm hanging on by a final thread
Once I finally snap then
I'm gonna cut off your head
This is the last time I'm gonna tell you Carrot Top
I've packed everything

"Did you pack my fish bowl shoes
Because something smells fishy (get it)
Did you bring the paw that's blue
That show's so stupid doesn't anyone have a clue
Aren't I funny"

No Carrot Top you're not funny at all
I want to kill you so bad
Your hair's so stupid I'll chop it off
Along with it comes your head
This is the last time I'm gonna tell you Carrot Top
Stop talking to me

Well Carrot Top you tried to run
But now it's over the deed's been done
Hey everybody would anyone like
A head of carrot