Give me a peanut
And I'll show you how to do it
Give me your legs
And I'll show you to use it
Clamp down and join at the knees
The knees you get on to beg me
Beg me to set you free
Yeah
These are the three things
I scrunch between my legs
Hand me down a firecracker
I'll show you how to make it explode
Hand me down the rest of your legs
Oh I'm sorry that was truly a low blow
Just clamp down and join at the knees
Position the 'cracker right in the center
Close your eyes and give it a squeeze
These are the three things
I scrunch between my legs
Fork over something anything
And I'll scrunch it between my legs
Give me a pillow or a diamond ring
Give me Phil Collins or give me Sting
Give me electricity or give me static cling
Give me Istanbul or give me Beijing
Give me a scrunch or give me a crunch
Give it a little or give it a bunch
I might take dinner or I might take lunch
If I have to I'll settle for brunch
These are the three things
I scrunch between my legs
These are the three things
Yeah yeah yeah yeah