When you're really hungry
And you ain't go no money
And the clock reads 6:30
And your bath water's bubbly
Just go ahead and reach
Reach for a bingo patty
Take one cup of bingo chips
Two cups mozzarella cheese
Fry for two minutes
Then turn your head and sneeze
Bake again and let sit
In a deep dish frying pan
Don't even look at it
Or you will make it mad
When you visit Hungary
With your best buddy
And you want to eat
But you ain't got no money
Grab a cup o' honey
And dip yo'patties right in
Your bingo patties that is
Take one cup of bingo chips
Two cups mozzarella cheese
Fry for two minutes
Then turn your head and sneeze
Bake again and let sit
In a deep dish frying pan
Don't even look at it
Or you will make it mad
Hell hath no fury
Like an angry bingo patty