Oh baby you're the fire underneath my grill
You're the couch I lay on when I'm watching the game
You're the wrench and hammer of my life
I love you more than any supermodel
Well, I love you about the same
Your luscious body reminds me of my car
You're the barbecue on my slab of meat
You're the flashlight that shines on my heart
You're the metal drummer that keeps my beat
You're the centerfold in my favorite magazine
Oh baby what does it all mean
It means I'm the bolt and you're a little bit nuts
I asked myself if I'd die alone
And there you stood shining bright like a star
Like I knew you would
Cupid turned my question into
An exclamation of love