Yoh what's up (This is the f*ck up waiting to happen in the middle of the night)
Just In case y'all thought I went went completely soft on you
As if you yeah what the f*cking Derrell in fact Derrell pushing the shit
Yoh what's up Derick give me five
Shake your side bar
Making that shit work for you check it out
Me and my sister got this funny little habit of getting busy like bunny rabbits
Shit I love her so much
You can look at her billy but don't touch
Unless you like the sound of your nose going crunch
If you f*ck with my sister
I'ma f*ck witchoo (Yeah yeah motherf*cker)
If you f*ck with my sister
I'ma f*ck witchoo
She's so pretty
She's got the cutest little titties and the tightest little butt you ever felt
I never felt as good as that
First time she told me that I was real good at rap
She was like (You could make a career outta that)
I remember at the time I was chilling with a beer on the back
Of my granddaddy's jalopy stroking my little puppy
Then my friend chucky was like (Sucky f*cky five dollar)
So I grabbed the little bitch by the collar
And said what's your f*ckin problem mister
Don't you ever lemme catch you disrespecting my sister like that ever again
And all he said was oh f*ck as I threw him off the back of the truck
If you f*ck with my sister
I'ma f*ck witchoo (Yeah yeah motherf*cker)
If you f*ck with my sister
I'ma f*ck witchoo
(Now this is the thought that wakes up me in the middle of the night)
(When I get older these kids are gonna take care of me)
(I Wouldn't count on it)
But then I was like 'yeah but I can't read or spell that well
Michelle was like don't matter jus practice sayin
She sells sea shells by the sea shore till you know it off by heart
And practice saying one smart fella he felt smart
Two smart fellas they felt smart but say it real fast over and over and over again
Then this kid mince tried it and said it all f*cked up on purpose
And just stood there staring at me looking real nervous
What you go have to say that for mince'
You know how Michelle feels 'bout flatulence
But before I could rip into this stupid little dyslexic kid
He fell down and started having an epileptic fit
If you f*ck with my sister
I'ma f*ck witchoo (What bring it)
If you f*ck with my sister
I'ma f*ck witchoo (Damn motherf*cker) don't one time
So what's up with the beat
She's got the type of loving I need
Like she'll make me something to eat
Then I'll pay her back by rubbing her feet
Now'n again she'll start f*cking with me
Sayin shit like (Darrel you don't mean nothing to me)
An I'll be like what then she'll say I'm just playing baby you're beautiful
You shouldn't be so manipulable
Try keeping your reactions minimal
Instead of freaking out like the real you is invisible
You know what I'm meaning f*ck what they think
Keep em flexing in the direction of a calm reflection that's on some next shit
So let me f*ck withchoo uh come on
What the fuc
Don't step to me ok girl let me f*ck with you (F*ck with you)
Come on baby step to me let me f*ck with you (Word)
If you f*ck with my sister
I'ma f*ck witchoo (What the f*ck is we need to respecting our sisters and shit)
If you f*ck with my sister
I'ma f*ck witchoo (You know what I'm saying)
You know what I'm saying
Plain kid on the microphone no bling saliva spraying while I got the pampa stop stopping all that shit
So that the microphone don't smelly melly what's up
(That a real shame when people be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that)