Hey guys it's your girl Liz here
On the track team but all I do is cheer
Tellin' you to tumble like the dice do
I'll be the one to tell you who that applies to
An unwise girl who tries to
Make videos for a finsta that no one subscribes to
We'll talk about your polls like what the frick?
Life's Questions Who's Hotter, like what is "chapstick"??
Who are you to try to rush perfection?
Sorry that I move at the pace of a dead man
Takes me time to find rhymes in succession
But when I'm done you know that I'll be flexin'
Okay time to get back on track
And when it comes to track we know that you just slack
You slack so much that you deserve a plaque
A plaque that attacks you for being so wack
Wack, I'll wack this track outta the park
I'll hit your career and be sure to leave a mark
Cuttin' so deep I'm gonna be leavin' some scars
But at least I'm not the one breaking people's cars
Ou now I said it time to get personal
Five school dances Two dates and they were dull
Senior Prom tell me how did it go?
When they played Ed Sheeran I'm sure you danced real slow
Wait a second you're shaking your head "no"?
You're saying that your date didn't stay for the show?
Came and gave you flowers, told everyone "hello!"
Then got to the dance floor and said "gotta go"
Your own date won't even take you home?
So you're left sitting there all alone?
All over the floor you were left to roam
He ditched you on YOUR night though you did nothing wrong
Okay well it's time to wrap things up
This diss track is over and I hope it didn't suck
With rhymes so dirty you'll be saying "yuck"
Leaving you hopeless looking like a schmuck
So imma stay humble like Christ do
Putting an end to my diss track debut
I'm not really sure how to end this
So goodbye Liz's vlog people family of Haikes