Cool Parents - Apology Lyrics

I'm sorry I ate your dad's Doritos
I'm sorry I mooned you out the window
I'm sorry for my style
Let's hold hands for a while
I'm sorry for laughing when you queef
I'm sorry for not brushing my teeth
I'm sorry for the smell
I'm sorry that I fell so hard in love with you
I'm sorry my penis is so ugly
I'm sorry I don't have any money
I'm sorry that I whine
You showed me yours so I showed you mine
I'm sorry for the carpet I puked on
I'm sorry I paid for dinner with coupons
I'm sorry I'm a dick
And I understand if you're fed up with my shit
My most sincere apologies
For f*cking up your life
You're the girlfriend queen with a punk rock zine
Your nose ring made me feel alive
I wish things could be different
My dad thinks you're an immigrant
You're anarchy's hottest daughter
F*ck school, you're my alma mater
Sorry 'bout the times I Silly Stringed ya
I'm sorry I fart just like a gorilla
I'm sorry I was rude
I guess I should have used more lube
I'm sorry for not acting my age
I'm sorry I'm only worth minimum wage
Sorry I suck, sorry you do too
Sorry I fell so in love with the likes of you
My most sincere apologies
For f*cking up your life
You're the girlfriend queen with a punk rock zine
Your nose ring made me feel alive
I wish things could be different
My dad thinks you're an immigrant
You're anarchy's hottest daughter
F*ck school, you're my alma mater