Cool Parents - Burger Girl Lyrics

Car store commercial girl
Hustling tires. cutest girl in the world
It could never work
She's just too far away
Had to give it up
What else can I say?
Pretty girl at the comic book shop
She was the one for me
Turned out that she's a jock
I've seen all the colors of this shitty brown rainbow
Been up and down these crumbling back roads
When I think of a girl I wanna take for a whirl
It all comes back to me
My burger girl
Miss Molly Maroney at the all ages punk show
Got a rad back patch, disciple of the Ramones
She put gin in my Sprite
And got me way too f*cked up
Knocked me down, pulled it out
And saw I'm hung like a bug
I've seen all the colors of this shitty brown rainbow
Been up and down these crumbling back roads
When I think of a girl I wanna take for a whirl
It all comes back to me
My burger girl
Burger girl
She's my one and only
Burger girl
The holiest of holies
Burger girl
She'll never leave me lonely
Burger girl
My burger girl
Burger girl
Burger girl
She's my one and only
Burger girl
Holiest of holies
Burger girl
She'll never leave me lonely
Burger girl
My burger girl
Burger girl