Cool Parents - I Got Eaten by a Bigfoot Lyrics

Mikey ran away from home
And so deep into the woods
Little did poor Mikey know
Those woods were home to one or more Bigfoots
Tevas on tight and all alone
Ventured into the mist
Betty thought it was safe to go
Until she met that Bigfoot's f*ckin fist
Sasq-watch your back
It's a Bigfoot attack
There's no way to escape
The wrath of the man ape
Sasq-watch your back
It's a Bigfoot attack
There's no way to escape
The wrath of the man ape
Walking on the trail when I hear a roar
That's when my bowels spilled on the floor
I begged for mercy, should have seen the gore
Quoth the Bigfoot "Nevermore"
Are they aliens or missing links
Misunderstood or nature's dinks
Either way, Bigfoots stink
Bigfoots f*cking stink
I got eaten by a Bigfoot
Torn to bits
It fed my bones to its teething kids
Now I'm a big pile of Sasquatch shit
I got eaten by a Bigfoot
Torn to bits
Ripped my arms off with his big old mitts
Now I'm a steaming pile of Bigfoot's f*cking shit
Sasquatch, Yeti
Momo, Yowie
Skunk Ape and Booger Man
Grassman, Man-Beast
Tommyknocker, Stinkaboo
Wildman and Rugaru
I got eaten by a Bigfoot
Torn to bits
It fed my bones to its teething kids
Now I'm a big pile of Sasquatch shit
I got eaten by a Bigfoot
Torn to bits
Ripped my arms off with his big old mitts
Now I'm a steaming pile of Bigfoot's f*cking shit